IT’S THUMPER AND BAMBI DON’T TOUCH ME
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
I THINK I SPEAK FOR THE ENTIRE HARRY POTTER FANDOM WHEN I SAY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
the worst part about christmas is having to react to presents in front of everyone